When I go fishing I want to be the first to catch a fish. I want to catch the biggest fish. I want to pick where I'm going to fish once we're at the location. I am not a fish kisser, but I do know people who are.

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I know people who are so superstitious about fishing. When they caught the big one they were wearing this, this and that. So that's what they wear next time they go. They're always looking for good luck charms and when something positive does happen they exaggerate so much it's pathetic. If they catch nothing it's never their fault.

The fisherman's conversion chart says 1 inch actually equals 1 foot.  Some fisherman carry that measurement into other areas of life. That's not good.

I'm probably not much fun to fish with. I'm the no touchie. I will not put the worm on the hook. I will catch the fish. I will not take the fish off the hook. I do catch and release but the fish will not touch these hands!!! Oh and I get board really quickly.

April 1st is the first day of trout season. It's on a Wednesday so you better put your request in for the day off. There are some new rules and regulations this year so click the button to find out what they are.

 

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