Finally, a survey of what Dad's really want for Father's Day (insert sarcastic tone of voice here)...Let's see what the survey says...

1. A phone call from the kids

2. A big steak

3. Peace and quiet

4. To watch what he wants on TV

5. A cheap, practical gift

Hey kids, don't skip the phone call. Dad's could care less about the gifts, a card, a handwritten note, a call or a hug from his kids is perfect.

So this Father's Day instead of searching high and low for a gift, why don't you give Dad some of your time.

(New York Post)