I hate Valentine’s Day. There, I said it. I hate that it’s become a day for people to spend money they don’t have on overpriced things to “show” their love.

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I might also be over the day because it’s my birthday and a yearly reminder of my mortality, but I digress. I don’t know about you, but setting aside one day a year to profess love is a dumb concept to me. I feel like if we love someone or are in love with someone, we should use every opportunity we can to tell them so, no matter what the day.

Now, maybe you’re new to this thing called love. Maybe you’re new to dating. Maybe you’re someone who plans to give your Valentine a gift and you think that you’re a great gift giver. I’m going to help you out. If you’re planning to give any of these gifts for Valentine’s Day (unless you're planning to give to a friend as a gag gift), don’t.

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