Our Top ‘I’m So Clinton’ Sayings

Have you seen this on Facebook? People are posting "I'm so (say the name of a city)" and then something nostalgic. For example, "I'm so Clinton, I remember _______." So, I decided to make a few about being "so Clinton."

I'm so Clinton, I watched movies at the Cannonball Theater.

I'm so Clinton, the fire whistle can go off while I'm walking by the fire station and not flinch.

I'm so Clinton, I can name five famous people from here faster than you can.

I'm so Clinton, I get the Clinton Courier delivered to my house.

I'm so Clinton, I remember when there was a candy store where Subway is now.

I'm so Clinton, I can't go to Hannaford without knowing someone.

Ok. Now you add yours. How are you "so Clinton"?