5 Animals You Don't Want To Run Into Drunk At The Zoo [PHOTOS]

Wine in the Wilderness is coming up this weekend at the Utica Zoo - Saturday evening, June 6, 2015. It's always a fun event, and this year looks to be no exception. But we wanted to remind you about the dangers of wandering around the zoo while you get your buzz on.

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1
Lions
This should be fairly obvious. You DO NOT want to tip back a merlot, then run up to the lion cage to see if you can make it "meow".
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CJ/TSM Utica
2
African Crested Porcupines
They may be small, but those quills sure would hurt. If you like to drink chardonnay and hug small animals, avoid this part of the zoo completely.
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CJ/TSM Utica
3
Peacock
To be honest, I'm not quite sure what this is - peacock, pea fowl, whatever. It's always hanging around the Voss' stand and loves to steal french fries. This may be the most vicious animal you'll encounter at Wine in the Wilderness - don't leave your wine or food unattended while it's around!
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4
Sea Lion
Don't be fooled. The Sea Lions are great to watch while they're swimming, but one splash and your cabernet could become a unique new blend.
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CJ/TSM Utica
5
Monkeys
The monkeys at the Utica Zoo make a whooping noise that can be heard quite a distance away. If you've had a few too many glasses of wine and you think you're hearing sirens, it might be time to switch to water.