In Kalamazoo Township, Michigan, Todd Kettler gets the "Dumb as Dirt Criminal of the Day" award. Mr. Kettler was arrested and charged with robbing a Southfield , Michigan bank just five days earlier. It seems the manager of a strip club Todd was visiting noticed that Todd was handing women money saturated with red dye -- just like the dye packs banks use to thwart robbers -- so he called the police.  I guess you could say he was caught "red handed"?