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Are you breaking the law if you drive without your license with you in New York State?

This comes down to legislation, as so many things usually do.

The state of Utah continues its never-ending quest to outlaw fun, this time by passing stricter laws that expand the definition of solicitation to simply “acting sexy in public.”

There is no doubt that the word “cougar” has undergone a metamorphosis over the last few decades — no longer just meaning a “a large American wild cat with a plain tawny to grayish coat,” it now also suggests a whole different kind of animal — usually a Chardonnay-drinking woman of a certain age on the prowl for younger man meat.

Apparently a fan of Nitendo's Mario and Luigi, a Utah woman desiguised her appearance with a nice fake mustache to break into her neighbors home and steal thousands of dollars from her neighbors' security box. The unidentified 31-year-old Salt Lake City woman has been charged with two counts of burglary and one count of theft after she was caught on video camera dressed in a very large men's suit,