Open Letter To The Thief Who Rummaged Through My Car In NY Mills Yesterday
To the person who has sunk low enough to rummage through cars in New York Mills, this one goes out to you.
Before I get into a major rant aimed directly at one low life trying to steal from cars in the middle of the night in New York Mills, here is a word of warning. Lock your doors, pure and simple. I'll be honest, I did not. Yesterday, I got home after having some major dental work done and just didn't remember to hit the lock button. I normally do, we've all been there. If you live in New York Mills, just lock the doors because obviously someone is targeting unlocked cars.
Onto the person that is a total disgrace of a human being, I hope you're happy. I hope you got filled with joy by what you found and stole from my vehicle. I hope you thought you hit the jackpot when you saw a debit card buried in my center console. Let me let you in on a little secret my friend, that card has long been deactivated. It will get you nothing. I'm sure you've already tried to swipe it at a convenience store or attempted to purchase something online, so maybe you already know. Hopefully, I spoiled that for you.
I also want to say, and I am positive you also already know this, my car was a waste of time for you. It looks as if you found nothing in your rummaging other than old and dirty facemasks and Stewart's breakfast sandwich wrappers. In fact, I know you found nothing because there is nothing of value in my car. Stop being a low life and stealing from people. Get a life. The police will catch you. By the way, there are cameras everywhere so it really won't be hard for the police.
Sincerely, a resident of New York Mills.
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