Of all the stolen cards to swipe, check out whose card this guy ends up with.  Read on.  

A homeless man found out the hard way that he'd swiped the wrong credit card to buy some beer onMonday when the bartender noticed his own name on the hot plastic. Miami Beach Police said 53-year-old David Weber broke into a car in a parking lot, swiped the card, then sidled up to the TheClevelander bar around midnight before ordering a beer. According to the report,  the barmanrecognized his card and had security call the cops.

Weber, who claimed to cops he found the card on the ground, was arrested and charged with theft andcredit card fraud.