Dumb Laws In New York State

Stop breaking the law. Just don't do this. LOLOLOL. It looks silly. We don't want you to look silly.

It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity.

Hey, what about Halloween? Mascarade parties? The St. Patty's Day parade? No more body suits for the crazy Comet fans.

Don't get caught participating in a snowball fight. Keep those beach balls out of the pool. No fun allowed, but if you throw a ball at someone's head intending to hurt them it's OK.

Does this include frozen yogurt? What harm can come to us walking around with an ice cream come in our pocket? Yes, it's messy to clean up but really? On the other hand, who the heck puts an ice cream cone in their pocket.

Riding in an elevator with strangers can be scary, awkward and uncomfortable. Now It doesn't have to be if you follow this law. Put the blinders on.

This must be an ancient law. Slippers are now acceptable footwear to wear in public at any time. Have you been to Walmart lately? So are pajamas. Some slippers can set you back $100.00.

Women are not allowed to wear yoga pants or biker shorts outside of the gym; please put on a feed bag before leaving. Ladies, NO jogging in public, and just forget about that form fitting tank top. Gentleman, feel free to wear that speedo in public anytime.

The flirting police are on the look-out for this one. Better make sure the person is worth flirting with because the $25.00 fines can add up quickly, especially if you're having a good day.

Broken it. I talked to the hot guy in the elevator. A LOT. Owe $200