Top 5 Reasons You May Have A Cold

Tis the season for colds, flu, and any other illness. Heres a little comical list for your Tuesday work day about the five signs you may have a cold!

You blow your nose so much, three geese have proposed to you

Your new nickname: "the afflicted one"

After accepting a paper from you, people bathe in sanitizer and burn the paper

Santa mistook you and your red nose for Rudolph

Your nose is running more than Sarah Palin

If you are sick maybe you'll feel better after reading that, or after eating an Apple. One or the other!

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Categories: Opinion