Ohio Woman Accused Of Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk

An Ohio woman was arrested over the weekend after allegedly spraying deputies with breast milk. 30-year-old Stephanie Robinette is accused of getting drunk at a wedding reception and getting into a fight with her husband before locking herself in their car. According to Fox News.com that is when the breast milk assualt happened:

Authorities say that whey they arrived she was screamed profanities and proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and spray the deputies with her breast milk. Additional deputies arrived and were able to remove her from the car and arrest her. - FoxNews.com

Robinette was charged with domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct. Robinette has promised to get help:

"I have no criminal record; I take these charges very seriously and I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse with alcohol because alcoholism does run in my family." - FoxNews.com

Question. If you are one of the officers involved in this incident and your wife asks you what happened at work, how do you answer her?