Most Embarrassing Moment, What Is Yours?

Rewind thirty-some years ago, Cub Scouts, Chip was in the 4^th grade.  For weeks we worked on the paper Mache bear masks, they were finished, they were perfect.

Our group had plans of putting on a skit for the ham dinner that year.  We were going to do a comedy routine to the music of Randy Newman’s “Short People”.  In our masks and cub scout uniforms, when the line “short people” was uttered in the song, we squatted down and back up.  Upon the first squat, Chip’s jeans’ button unsnapped.  I didn’t want to snap it back during the performance, so I hoped that was the end of it.  The second squat, my zipper started to travel south.  The third squat, you guessed it, I was lookin like a fool with my pants on the ground!  Not quite on the ground, but enough to devastate a ten year old.  I ran out of the place severely humiliated.  So what is your moment?  We all have one!  C’mon, share!