Even though just about EVERYTHING can be done online by now, you still can't vote remotely from your armchair, so you'll have to get up off of your butt and drive to where you're registered. But maybe you've just turned 18, moved or you have no idea where to go. Just type your address below and voila!

However, be warned, the next page isn't your boring 'Find my polling site' destination. If you've got a funny bone and a constitution for multiple gratuitous uses of the F-word, you may proceed... It gets really interesting if your polling site happens to be a church.