Ultimate Classic Rock Staff

Mohawked Robot Plays Ramones Song on Drums
If you’re the drummer in a Ramones tribute band, watch out — this robot’s coming for your job. Check out this four-armed, mohawked machine as it sets the pace on the band’s 1976 anthem ‘Blitzkreig Bop.’

Sammy Hagar Reveals The Story Behind ‘Big Foot’
When you crawl inside the inner workings of Chickenfoot, you learn the band uses some pretty interesting methods to write songs. Guitarist Joe Satriani, for example, names his guitar riffs, and his title for the first single from the band’s most recent album ‘III’ wound up sticking for good.

ABC News: Andy Gibb Died of ‘Fart Failure’
With all the sad news of rock veterans and legends passing away in recent days and weeks, including the death of Bee Gees founder Robin Gibb on Sunday, we hope you can forgive us for indulging in a quick moment of levity.

Rumors That Van Halen ‘Hate Each Other’ Emerge in Wake of Tour Postponement
With no official word from the Van Halen camp about the reasons behind yesterday’s sudden postponement of over 30 dates on their summer 2012 tour schedule, speculation has set in, some of it focused on the reportedly testy relationship between David Lee Roth and his bandmates.

Journey’s ‘Faithfully’ Performed by Hollie Cavanagh on ‘American Idol’
Hollie Cavanagh performed Journey‘s 1983 smash hit ballad ‘Faithfully’ on ‘American Idol‘ tonight, and though she tried gamely, it seemed some of the song’s vocal range and urgency eluded her.