Western NY 70-Year-Old Wal-Mart Cashier Assaulted
Wal-Mart can drive anyone over the edge. It’s a huge place with lots of noise, sometimes surly employees, and always surly customers. On the other hand, Jacquetta Simmons let it get to her a little too much and she could spend seven years in jail because of it.
Man Attacks Neighbor With Toilet Lid
We’re going to take a wild shot in the dark here and assume Ronald Hetzel of Las Vegas was not having a good day when police first appeared on the scene after getting reports of objects being thrown inside Hetzel’s house. He was sitting on the curb screaming with no shirt on. And then it got worse, especially for his neighbor.
Man Goes to Jail For His Baggy Jeans
People have been wearing their jeans below their butts for years now. But don’t tell that to Ohio judge Mark Mihok, who will put you in jail if you wear them low and saggy in his courtroom. The judge’s latest offender is visible in the video above: he’s the one in the white shirt.
Rodney King Dead at 47
Rodney King, the man videotaped being beaten by LAPD officers in 1991, has died today. He was 47.
800 Pound Teen Has To Be Cut Out Of Her House
Georgia Davis is not your normal teenager. She’s unfortunately got some fairly serious medical problems that made her extremely overweight. How overweight? Try 835 pounds.
Drunk Driver Had Monkey In His Truck
Any police officer will tell you that dealing with a drunk driver can be extremely strange. After all, drunk people aren’t noted for their calm, reasonable reactions to a stressful situation, or their refusal to engage in ridiculous hijinks. Still, one drunk driver might take the cake, considering that he had a monkey for the officers.
Check Out The New "Dark Knight Rises" Trailer
The biggest movie of the summer just released its final trailer ahead of “The Avengers” hitting theaters. You’ll find it, and some speculation, under the cut.
Man Attacks Wife With Cheez-It
In the hands of a trained professional, anything can be a weapon. At least that’s what we’ve learned from action movies. And apparently that applies even to the humble Cheez-It.
Lingerie Football League Debuts in Canada, Needs Female Tim Tebow
The league billing itself as “true fantasy football” finally brought the real life wet dream to Canada as open tryouts were held for the British Columbia Angels on Friday, March 23rd.
Man Plays Duet With Whips and Harmonica
We could try and describe this, but it’s pretty much impossible. It’s a man, a harmonica, and two whips. And he makes music.
Which Batmobile Would Win In a Race?
There are many important questions in life. Why are we here? What’s life all about? If the 1989 Batmobile and the 1966 Batmobile got in a race, who would win? Now, we have an answer.
Facebook Rats Out Man With Two Wives
Sadly, he did not live in St. Ives, but Alan O’Neill did, in fact, have two wives. The really sad thing, though, is that it wasn’t because he was cheating. He had two wives because he was lazy and passive aggressive.