The wheels on the bus may go round and round, but they don't offer much protection from the long arm of the law.

A bus driver in China tried to avoid a ticket for running a red light by hopping out of his seat and diving under his bus in search of a hiding place. The officers eventually called for a backup crew that started to tow away the bus only to have the driver crawl along at slow speed underneath the vehicle. The cops eventually found their opening and pulled the man out, hauling him off to jail on a variety of charges.

You got to give him some credit, he probably tried for hours to avoid the ticket!

Tonight's Idiot @ 8 Keyword is Bus.