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Driving With Knees Leads To One Man Losing His License

Have you ever drove your car/truck with your knees? Maybe you were eating something and figured "I can drive well with my knees". Police don't think that's the best idea for you if you want to keep your license. 

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Thieves Pocket Dial Their Boss And Talk About Stealing From Work

Sometimes people are dumb enough to pocket dial someone and accidentally expose their true feelings and personal conversations on the phone and not know it. Word of advice, always check your phone to make sure you're not pocket dialing if you plan on having these conversations. Also, if you plan on robbing your workplace, make sure you didn't dial your boss. 

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New York Troopers Arrest Man For Trying To Eat A DWI Test

Can you remember a time being so drunk you started eating a DWI test from a state trooper? I mean, you need to avoid going to jail right? 

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Utah Police Shut Down Party Due To No Dance Permit

Now I've heard of the fashion police and the fun police but this is the first time I've ever heard of the dance police. But that seems to be the case in Utah because the local police had shut down a Halloween dance party for dancing without a “dance permit”.

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Beer Fends Off Robber In Oklahoma City

Beer is the drink of champions, or well, heroes. A case of beer was at the center of a recent robbery attempt in Oklahoma City, and it saved lives.

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Woman Tells Police She’s “Too Busy Drinking” For Breathalyzer Test

Imagine being so drunk you're dumb enough to tell a police officer you're "too busy drinking" to take a breathalyzer test? One woman in the UK was that dumb.

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Suspect Breaks Into Home And Cooks Bacon

Be on the lookout this afternoon for someone smelling like bacon and beer, they could have broke into your home. 

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Man Enters Burning House To Save Beer

When your house is on fire, you're always taught to just get out. Not Walter Serpit, he wasn't leaving the house without his beer.

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Designated Driver Caught Driving Drunk Crashed Into Two Police Cars

The key to a designated driver is to have someone who isn't drunk drive you home. Apparently that lesson needs to be learned in Oregon.

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Flaming Beer Pong Ball Sets College Apartment On Fire

America's most underrated college sport has to be Beer Pong. College students all over Murica play this game on such a regular basis, that playing it with a normal Ping Pong Ball just isn't enough.

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Cleveland Man Ordered To Wear Idiot Sign At Police Station

Imagine seeing this site at your local police station, a man wearing a "idiot" sign and admitting he was a fool. That's exactly what happened in Cleveland when Richard Dameron threatened police during 911 calls and then skipped out on his punishment.

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See What Ronald Poppo (The Miami Bath Salts Zombie Face-eating Victim) Looks Like Now [Video]
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See What Ronald Poppo (The Miami Bath Salts Zombie Face-eating Victim) Looks Like Now [Video] – #Wishes4Poppo

It's been a whole year since the majority of us learned what bath salts were and we did so when we heard of a homeless guy, Ronald Poppo whose face was eaten off by a naked and high Rudy Eugene. Well, Ronald is still alive and well but has had multiple reconstructive surgeries to his face

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