Pumpkin Killing Methods Part IV – Wait, There Are Three Other Parts?
Not sure what pumpkins ever did to this guy, but he calls himself ‘Hickok 45‘ and has apparently invented a myriad of ways of dispatching his unassuming, unarmed and as yet faceless orange foes.
Wonder what Hickock45’ll do if he ever finds the Great Pumpkin, or what Linus would do to HIM should he happen to off the poor kid’s god. So, in the interest of family friendliness, I prefer to think of this as the ‘Pumpkin Pie-Making Preliminaries’ for our favorite Thanksgiving dessert. Next up, 25 ways to squeeze cool whip out of a frozen cow.
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