Usually when people look for dates on Craigslist they result in creepy one night stands. Not in Albany, New York! Meet Dave and Mike. The pair are brothers from Colonie, New York. These brothers have been invited to an early spring wedding in Saratoga Springs. They need dates, so they’re using the classified site to make the connection. The bride told our duo that dates are “mandatory” so that they “won’t harass all of her friends all night”. Here's what they posted, it's very funny.

What can women expect from them?

So if one was going to read the Ad Post, and one wanted to apply, what could they expect for the night? The boys have listed the following:

- An excuse to get dressed up

• Open bar & food all night

• Eccentric/downright dangerous bro-2-bro dance moves (may need to sign a waiver)

• Adventure

• Mystery

• Suspense

• True Love

• Royalties once our night's story is developed into a romantic comedy*

*if this happens (we estimate the chances at 85%) we refuse the right to let Ashton Kutcher play either of our characters, however, we will consider him for a supporting role. “


What kind of women should apply for this ad?

Clearly good looking ones..

You should respond in pairs as you'll want to know at least 1 person at this wedding. Sisters (twins?!) are preferable, but we'll take friends, or even enemies. You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you. You should be relaxed and easy going as we'll probably make up flattering lies about you on the spot. You should own a dress, or be able to acquire one because we don't have any. If (when) you respond you should send some pictures of yourself so we know you've met the above requirements. Feel free to include a resume; this is a classy wedding and we're looking for well-rounded women. Interesting/unique pairings are encouraged; don't be afraid to make yourself stand out!”

Times Union out of Albany reminds us that Craigslist can be fascinating, it can be disturbing, and it can be plain entertaining. These boys are defiantly entertaining. You can read the rest of the ad by Clicking Here, it's a very good read. Also, the pictures are amazing.

What are these boys like though?

Are they good guys if they are using Craigslist?

Dave and Mike

Oh us? We're both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained, relaxed, passionate, smell great, have cool hair, clean up nice, boast great tie collections, will promise to shave, love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times, controversial, provocative, short-sighted (with a big picture mentality), raw, emotional, sensitive but still bad boys.”

All we can say boys is happy hunting! We hope you find a great pair! The NY Daily News is reporting that the boys are having a lot of luck:

“Nine out of 10 are sending photos,” Dave said. “We’ve gotten a surprising number who have included PDFs, PowerPoint presentations, and fliers. We even had one response from conjoined twins.”

Happy hunting.