Some of you may've read that title as 'here's how to drink your face off and avoid the consequences', but no this little article is a tad more noble than that. A college (of all places) decided to get 12 monkeys together (no, not figurative speech for people), vaccinated them against smallpox and divide them into two groups, the party cage and the sober cage.
After getting their diplomas, a lot of college graduates decide to head to the big city to try and make it big.
The question that arises, though, is which city is the right one?
Aside from a pre-off-the-rails Mel Gibson being miraculously adept at reading Helen Hunt's lady-brains in ‘What Women Want,’ it’s pretty much a given that no one knows what the opposite gender is thinking, ever.