I absolutely love the convenience of the cleaning wipes. They come in a canister already wet with cleaning solution. All you have to do is pull one out and clean up your mess. Even with the off-brand of these things, they can become expensive. Certainly more expensive than just a paper towel and some 409, right?
Guys that can rock a bow tie convincingly without looking silly (save for when it's paired with a tux) are few and far between, but whether you're one of the lucky ones or not, you've got appreciate this little life hack