Chris Illuminati

Filling the shoes, and newly ample bosom, of former ESPN sideline reporter and peephole dancing dame Erin Andrews isn’t going to be an easy task. Andrews bolted the worldwide leader for a Fox Sports gig and the boys in Bristol quickly named her replacement — the longhorny Samantha Steele. She was with the Longhorn Network before ESPN. It was too terrible of a pun to pass up.

In the month of January, the website ran a ‘Hottest Cheerleading Squad‘ competition. We thought for sure one of the cheerleading squads for the “popular” NFL teams would walk away with the win. We were all ready to crown the Cowboys or Dolphins squads before the competition even started.

Susan Sarandon has been in front of the camera since the late 60′s, but you wouldn’t know to look at her that she is almost 66 years old.

Are you lazy? Do you not want to deal with the fuss of breaking up with your significant other? Do you want to drop a blatant hint without having a three-hour conversation about the relationship? Here is a list of six movies to aid you in the process of breaking up with a girl.

Kate Upton commercials are invading your television. Try not to complain too much. She is selling everything from Carl’s Jr. hamburgers and MLB 2K12 to invisible thong bikinis (fingers crossed).

We don’t usually follow celebrities on Twitter. We aren’t interested in anything they’ve got to say, plus, if it’s anything wacky we figure word will get back to us eventually. We’re making one exception, because, well check out these photos of Rihanna and you’ll understand why.

Brittney Palmer can do magic, not just with her looks, but actual magic. Well, she can tell you how it’s done, thanks to her stint as a magician’s assistant.

Jennifer Lopez gave out some Oscars at the 2012 Academy Awards but her nipple won the award for ‘Most Unlikely to Appear But We’re Not Complaining.’ Jennifer Lopez and Cameron Diaz were attempting to either be funny, or show off their amazing ass-ets, by turning away from the camera, and then back, to present the award for…oh who the heck could listen when there was a possible nipple...

Our ‘Crush of the Day,’ Anjeanette Carter, is pretty damn funny. Exhibit A is her Twitter account. She is a popular blogger, a regular contributer to Nerdist.com and tweeter from Los Angeles and is rapidly gaining recognition due to her sarcastic and witty tweets...

Remember those dumb middle school photos where kids would pose in front of fake backgrounds like libraries, outer space and a library in outer space? NASCAR must have been huge fans because they are trying to recreate the same look at this year’s media photo day, although, they’ve taken the fan thing a little too literally.

There is a box of decaffeinated K-cups in the office kitchen. Oh, yeah, look at us showing off. We own a Kuerig. Humble brag or just mentioning it in relation to this rant? You decide. I’ll await your decision while sipping this delicious Sumatra Blend that took ...

Maryeve Dufault is Danica Patrick’s worst nightmare. Maybe not on the actual racing courses (yet), but in the real world outside the racing pits.