Amy Sciarretto

Who Needs a Slip ‘n’ Slide When You’ve Got a Storm Drain?
When a factory issue Slip ‘n’ Slide just won’t do the trick on those blazing hot days when you need to cool off, you have to use your brain and get creative. Like this group of friends who had the wherewithall to turn a storm drain into a quarter-mile, homemade water slide.

Natalie Portman Gets Naked for Dior
Natalie Portman –that newly-married MILF who earned an Academy Award for unraveling in ‘Black Swan,’ which was essentially ‘The Wrestler’ in tutus – has shed her clothes again. She dropped her top for a Dior ad.

Taiwanese Gamer Dies After Marathon 40-Hour Diablo III Session
Video games can be deadly and we’re not talking about the action that takes place on screen in relation to the character/avatar you play.

McDonald’s Flexes Its Muscle by Banning All Restaurants from Selling French Fries at the London Olympics — With One Exception
McDonald’s has a monopoly on french fries at the 2012 Summer Olympics.

Take the ‘Great Male Survey’ to Kill Some Time at Work
AskMen.com is launching the Great Male Survey of 2012, and if you view yourself as such a dude, then start plugging in your answers for the “Men in 2012” portion of the three-part pre-survey. Yes, that might sound like a bit of work, but trust us, it’s more interesting than your actual job.

Groom Cheats on Wife During Wedding Reception
We’ve heard of cheating before the wedding or during the honeymoon, but in the middle of the actual reception, moments after swapping vows and promising to love, honor, respect and blah blah blah? Well, an Austrian groom has sunk to a new level of douchebaggery by banging a waitress during his wedding reception.

New David Bowie App Lets Anybody Become ‘Ziggy Stardust’
There are few album covers as iconic as David Bowie‘s ‘The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars.’ EMI has created a fun web app where fans can upload images of themselves or their friends — or say, their pets — in place of Bowie’s face.

Glenn Frey Says Eagles’ Mothership is ‘Tuned Up and Ready to Go’
Glenn Frey chatted with 97.1 WASH FM before his May gig in the nation’s capital, taking some time to promote his solo gigs. Of course the topic of the the Eagles came up, because really, how can it not?

The Rolling Stones’ ‘She’s a Rainbow’ Turned Into Tim Tebow Parody by Artie Lange
Former ‘Howard Stern Show’ sidekick Artie Lange, whose humor is sorely missed on the morning drive-time satellite radio program, has resurfaced with his hilarious, if a little warped, parody of the Rolling Stones‘ ‘She’s a Rainbow’ about New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow.
Because “Rainbow” = “Tebow.” Get it? (Work with us here.)

Roller Derby Girls To Replicate ‘Running of the Bulls’ in New Orleans
Conventional wisdom dictates that if you mess with the bull, you’re gonna get the horns. Well, The Big Easy Rollergirls are sharpening their horns –er, their skate blades- in order to replicate the world famous Encierro aka Running of the Bulls, which normally unfolds in Pamplona, Spain.

Duff McKagan Calls for Ban on Gun Ownership in Wake of Seattle Massacre
Former Guns N’ Roses bassist Duff McKagan has moved on from the band’s recent Rock and Roll Hall of Fame drama and is instead offering strong opinions on gun control in the wake of the recent shooting at a cafe in his hometown of Seattle, which left six dead.

Pittsburgh Penguins Fan Sues Team Over ‘Excessive Text Alerts’
This doesn’t sound like sportsmanlike behavior to us. A fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins is suing the NHL team’s owners, claiming that they are texting him too much.