Yet Another Dumb Criminal Graces The Planet With His Presence
In Kalamazoo Township, Michigan, Todd Kettler gets the “Dumb as Dirt Criminal of the Day” award. Mr. Kettler was arrested and charged with robbing a Southfield , Michigan bank just five days earlier. It seems the manager of a strip club Todd was visiting noticed that Todd was handing women money saturated with red dye — just like the dye packs banks use to thwart robbers — so he called the police. I guess you could say he was caught “red handed”?