Unicorns Are Up For Sale On New Hampshire’s Craigslist
Are you looking to buy Unicorns in time for the holiday season? Well we have a pair up for grabs on the New Hampshire Craigslist.
Only problem, you need to have $930,000. Here’s what the ad says:
We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn.
Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home.
We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out
SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE
We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.”
Seems pretty legit right? I’d personally like to buy the eggs.