Tis the season for colds, flu, and any other illness. Heres a little comical list for your Tuesday work day about the five signs you may have a cold!

You blow your nose so much, three geese have proposed to you

  • Your new nickname: "the afflicted one"
  • After accepting a paper from you, people bathe in sanitizer and burn the paper
  • Santa mistook you and your red nose for Rudolph
  • Your nose is running more than Sarah Palin
  • If you are sick maybe you'll feel better after reading that, or after eating an Apple. One or the other!