Top 5 Reasons You May Have A Cold
Tis the season for colds, flu, and any other illness. Heres a little comical list for your Tuesday work day about the five signs you may have a cold!
You blow your nose so much, three geese have proposed to you
- Your new nickname: “the afflicted one”
- After accepting a paper from you, people bathe in sanitizer and burn the paper
- Santa mistook you and your red nose for Rudolph
- Your nose is running more than Sarah Palin
If you are sick maybe you’ll feel better after reading that, or after eating an Apple. One or the other!