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Tired Of Using Toilet Paper? Try Sh!ttens

Yeah, you know. Mittens for your… Um. Yeah. That thing that none of us really like to talk about (much less type about) but all of us do. If TP has gone the way of the dinosaur (yeah, they used NOTHIN!) and you’re interested in more shall we say ‘exotic’ options than these are for you. Their uses are many: stinky babies, incontinent grandparents, cleaning up after the resident pooch and of course giving your personal heinie more pampering than it’s ever gotten! Watch below and LOL for real, hopefully these come to your door in unmarked packages!


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If there’s one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it’s this: No one wants poop on their hands.

And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.

How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog’s “number two” been a little closer to a number one “and a half”, requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever’s laying around? Enough is enough!

With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I legit cannot stop laughing!! And if you need more toilet humor, click the story below too… Just crazy!



Secret To Odorless Pooping In Public- Introducing Poo Pourri

Want to know what the secret is to an odorless poop in public? That secret has finally been discovered: Poo-Pourri spray. You can buy this gem and it will save your life. So is this product real? You bet it is! You can buy it here.

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