Today is full of strange and sweet treats. Earlier we taught you how to make glowing lightsaber popsicles, and now, well, now it’s time to point you to an even weirder and brilliantly bizarre sugary treat – the 26-pound gummy party python.

Because what makes a party memorable if not an eight-foot long gummy snake packing 36,000 calories? (Hey, at least it’s gluten-free!)

And here’s the best part – this giant candy-coated reptile is made in the good ol’ US of A. Take that, Willy Wonka, ya British dandy!

This edible artwork can be yours for just under $150 bucks. What are you waiting for, bro?