The hockey arenas will be as desolate as a deserted wild west town when they should've been bustling with excitement next Thursday but it's official now: All games have been canceled through October 24th.
With both NBA and NFL players being locked out by management, America faces an unprecedented surge in able-bodied professional athletes with no proper employment.
In this spoof video that aired during Wednesday Night's ESPY Awards, Blake Griffin, Kevin Love and other locked-out pros offer themselves up as 'Lockout Professionals,' who are more than willing to do your household chores for the low, l