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Cops Say Drunk Driver “Butt Dialed” 911
 
Police in Tacoma, Washington say a driver literally got himself arrested Tuesday evening, when he repeatedly butt-dialed 911 while drunk behind the wheel.  
Cops traced the call, and caught up with the unidentified suspect's car just as he ran a red light. Officers tried to pull the vehicle over onl…
Drunk Detroit Tigers Fan Gets Dragged Out of Comerica Park
Last week, one Detroit Tigers fan had a little bit too much to drink during the Tigers’ 5-3 victory over the Baltimore Orioles.
After getting ejected from the game for some unknown reason (let’s take a stab in the dark and say public drunkenness), the fella in the red jacket got the ultimate walk-off…
Naked Man Covered In Crisco Just Wanted To ‘Party’
Chad William Forber is clearly a party animal. But his preferred way of getting down isn’t for everybody. The 41-year-old was arrested by police after they got a call that a naked man was wandering around the downtown area of Rock Island, Illinois early Monday morning. When the cops …
Guy Calls Cops ‘Cuz Drunk Wife Won’t Let Him Facebook
Everyone knows calling 911 is for emergencies only – however, not everyone may see eye to eye when it comes to what constitutes an emergency. Such is the case of a central Florida man who used the digits to report his wife for not letting check his Facebook in peace, even after feeding her bee…
Pat Sajack Hosted Wheel of Fortune Drunk
Pat Sajack would like to buy a vowel with a shot of Jack Daniels as a chaser. The long time ‘Wheel of Fortune’ host mentioned during a radio interview that he did more than a few shows under the influence.
In the early days of the show, there was a lot of time to kill between set changes, so Sajak an…
‘Stay Sober’ Pill In Development
A pill that eliminated all the effects alcohol on lab rats may one day be available to humans.
Researchers fed the rodents — who react to alcohol similarly to how people do — the new drug after having them consume enough booze to stumble and fall down. Then they measured the rod…

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