Strange News With Chip Douglas – Is Santa A Democrat?
Sorry red states. According to a new poll, the North Pole appears to be a blue state. According to 44% of American voters, Santa Claus is a Democrat. Only 28% say he’s a Republican, and another 28% aren’t quite sure. The new and completely absurd survey was done by Public Policy Polling. But when it comes to who’s been naughty and who’s been nice, Mitt Romney wins out. 63% say Mitt has been well-behaved this year, compared to 37% who say he’ll get a lump of coal. But only 51% think Obama has been nice, while 49% say he’s been naughty. The poll starts to get just plain weird from there. Apparently if Santa actually did run over your grandma with a reindeer, 61% of us said we would NOT press charges against the jolly old elf. And if you mommies do kiss Santa Claus, 43% of us would definitely tell daddy. As for the theory on a secular “war on Christmas,” 47% say it exists, compared to some 40% who say it doesn’t. Hmmmm, 47%. Where have we heard that number before?