She’s Got The Right (Angle) Stuff — Hot Mess of the Day
Name: Bend Her
Occupation: Human chair
Interests: Gumby, Stretch Armstrong, pottery, flubber, Robert Patrick in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Mister Fantastic from the Fantastic Four. I absolutely HATE pilates and yoga.
Hobbies: Pole dancing, lap dancing, no pants dancing, cheerleading, gymnastics, inventing new positions for the next edition of the Kama Sutra.
What I’m Doing With My Life: Working towards my Bachelor’s degree with a double major in mathematics and engineering. Also trying out for the Blue Man Group and Cirque de Soleil.
5 Things I Can’t Live Without: Tylenol, walls, health insurance, mutated genes and my protractor.
The First Thing People Notice About Me: My feet — since they are always at eye level.
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