The much anticipated 'Backdoor Teen Mom' sex tape was released yesterday starring Farrah Abraham along with her partner for that particular day, porn star James Deen. We've got a direct line on the preview trailer here but besides the visuals which live up to the aptly named tape's title, Farrah is still pretending that the tape's release was some kind of conspiracy or something... Some people should never be allowed to procreate, much less do what leads to it. Poor Sophia... Mommy's not right in the head.


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"Well looks like Vivid released their version of my video…ya I'm not watching, but thank you all for the positive compliments. I know what's out—Don't talk to [me] about it. Thanks."

Right, talk about backdoor antics cause elephants just flew out my BUTT! And THEIR version?? Honey, there's only ONE version and they shot it so it's THEIRS, Not yours! Here's what her co-star on teen mom, the much more put together Catelynn Lowell had this to say:

"All I have to say is she sounds like a dying horse!!  U kno who I'm talking about."

Wait... she watched it??? Well if you want to get a taste of this bimbo, click below...