Designated drivers and recovering alcoholics rejoice! ‘Arkay’ is a non-alcoholic whiskey that promises all of the taste of a well-aged and fine liquor but without the buzz that makes you regret your life decisions and post late night Facebook updates about your bowel movements.

Manufactured by ArKay Beverages, the company claims it took five years to research and manufacture a drink that retains the traditional whiskey flavor without using alcohol as an ingredient.

Arkay goes so far as to say that its whiskey is not technically a liquor. The company calls it a “soft drink” that anyone can enjoy. You know what it would probably taste great mixed with? Whiskey with the alcohol still in it.

[via Geekosystem]