Newscaster Reports NBA Finals Game Ends in a Tie
Just in case you were wondering, there is no such thing as a tie-game in the NBA playoffs.
In fact, the only tie game that happens in the game of basketball are those played by punks and orphans in random schoolyards across the country. Even then, those wicked little creeps always seem to find some way to draw a line in the sand. Even though the world of professional sports is a lot different than playing for each other’s lunch money at recess, the concept is still the same – someone has to win!
Apparently, this television reporter in Portland, Maine has a little trouble grasping this concept.
Just don’t let her announce the results of an election.