Staying home this Saturday? Looking for something to watch on TV? How about the 2013 AVN Awards? They are described as “the adult industry’s biggest night.” Most adult movies have some pretty weird titles. Actually, let's be honest, they have some of the funniest movie titles. Here's some of the most outrageous porn movie titles that will be winning awards this weekend.

Mommy Blows Best

This gem stars Diamond Foxxx. What do you think the movie is about? Insert pun here.

A Ship E-Rect

Ever wonder what happens when a group of sailors get ship wrecked on an island with just women? Clearly an adult themed movie.

Ghostlusters

This one is kind of like Ghostbusters, but add in an adult theme. Ghosts sleeping with people? We really don't know.

She Plays A Mean Rusty Trombone

I really don't want to be the one to explain to you what that word means. Use Google definitions, that way its safe.

Get a full list of titles from our friends over at CoedMagazine.