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Man Given ‘Bike or Wife’ Ultimatum Puts Both on Craigslist in Hilarious Ad

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Bob White’s wife recently gave him an ultimatum. His Harley or her.  One stays, one goes! The Virginia man had trouble deciding, so he posted both on Craigslist in hilarious ad.

Sportster: 2006 XL1200L Sportster in excellent condition
Wife: 1959 model year in excellent condition, considering

Sportster: Only 6,500 miles (less than 900 miles per year!)
Wife: High Mileage

Sportster: Well maintained. . .and it shows–see the pictures
Wife: High maintenance–and it shows–see the pictures

Sportster: Fresh oil change and filter (didn’t need it)
Wife: Oil never changed– but is checked regularly

Sportster: Gently ridden–never ridden in the rain–stored in climate controlled garage
Wife: Rode hard, put up wet

Sportster: Comes with $2500 in S&S power options (Vance and Hines drag pipes, carb and tuning, air cleaner, K&N intake filter) “a substantial power increase over stock”
Wife: Has too much power period

Sportster: Great for beginners or seasoned riders alike
Wife: This is the expert’s only model

Sportster: Comes with 1-2 hour beginner’s riding lesson (call for details)
Wife: No lessons needed and NO instruction manual

Sportster: Beautiful bike. . .pearl white with black and orange accent strips
Wife: Beautiful edition…white with a mean streak

Sportster: Come out and test ride before you buy
Wife: Don’t even go there

I wonder which he’ll sell. Sounds like the bike is a better deal, especially in the long run.

See the bike and the babe at

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