When you're getting arrested, it's probably not a good idea to try and knock your own teeth out. Actually, this could be the secret to getting out of being arrested, actually I lied it's not.

Our Idiot Criminal of the day comes from Florida. Francisco is his name, and is wife called 911 after he knocked back a few cold ones and decided he needed to pull out some of his teeth. Hey if you got a tooth ache the best time to get ride of it is when you’re drunk!

When police arrived, Francisco was holding a pair of pliers and shouting. There was vomit on the floor from his attempts. He was arrested on charges of disturbing the peace because his outburst "affected the public decency as well as the peace and quiet of the children playing in the neighborhood."

Tonight's Idiot @ 8 Keyword is: Tooth