If you're hosting a Labor Day party this weekend, odds are you're going to be manning the grill. This is a responsibility to take seriously. The enjoyment and safety of your guests is in your hands.

Here's a rundown of some important rules from Maxim to keep in mind as you're chugging beer and charring meat:

No Drama- No fights. No arguments. No whining.

Drink Beer- Wine and cocktails are fine, but barbecue means beer.

Serve a Meat Only Menu- Load the grill up with meat and dare anyone to complain.

Turn up the Radio- It is not cool to blast pathetic tunes through hamster-size speakers at your big party. We live in the golden age of speaker technology. Get some booming music makers and crank up Central New York’s Greatest Hits!