Former Playboy Playmate and actress (are we all ok with calling her an actress? Can we take a group vote?) Jenny McCarthy is single, on the prowl and she’s looking for… get this…’a regular guy.’

 

According to a recent interview with America’s hardest hitting news source – Access Hollywood – Jenny explains what she is looking for in a potential suitor. Those qualities include:

  • Being a man’s man.
  • A “meat and potatoes kinda guy.”
  • A guy through and through.
  • Someone who doesn’t bogart her makeup concealer.
  • A nice guy.
  • (Could have) A big nose.
  • (Could be) bald.
  • Sweet.
  • Perfect reflection of who she is.
  • Has a job.
  • Will buy dinners.
  • And oh yeah… doesn’t believe in vaccination of children.
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    If you meet any, or all, of these criteria please contact Jenny McCarthy and we are sure you’ll be married by June.

    [Via Buzzfeed]