Generally, we wouldn’t waste a lot of space on a story about a celebrity revealing he slept with another celebrity in 1994. But when one of the names is Jean-Claude Van Damme it’s worth hearing more because the man famous for his fighting also has quite a way with words.

Apparently during the shooting of the movie ‘Street Fighter,’ JCVD had a fling with his co-star, Australian vixen Kylie Minogue. We’ll let the “Muscles from Brussels” take it from here:

“Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she’s so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn’t acting like a big star,” Van Damme explained as he promoted ‘The Expendables 2′. ” I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She’s a great lady.”

So does this mean the affair wouldn’t have happened if the movie had been shot in, say, Malaysia? Who knows? But we do know this: that quote is now officially the greatest thing to ever come out of movie adopted from a video game.

Just don’t try to ask a random woman if she wants to see your Thailand. She might kick you in the Bangkok.