Where has this been all of my life?  That's right, I'm the guy that will stand a ketchup bottle upside down so I can get the last bit of ketchup.  No opening the new bottle until all of this one is gone.  Put a little water in there, that will loosen it up.  This new design, already passed FDA inspection will hopefuly be hitting shelves soon, not just with ketchup, but with countless other "stick to the bottle" products.  I can't wait!