How To Turn The Presidential Debate Into A Drinking Game
50 million people are expected to tune tonight for the first Presidential Debate. A lot of the left, and a lot of the right, will be arguing non-stop. Why argue when you can drink? The debate can be a lot more fun if you add a little booze to it.
I'm not kidding, DebateDrinking.com is a real website. They have the the official drinking game of the Presidential Debates. Here's the rules: First thing you have to do is pick a candidate. It doesn't have to be the one you plan to vote for. Then, you have to take a drink any time your candidate says one of the following words:
President Barack Obama
Millionaires
Voucher
Let me be clear
Bain
Inherited
Invest
General Motors
Middle Class
Families
Clinton
Governor Mitt Romney
16 trillion
Unemployment
ObamaCare
My friend
Job Creators
716 billion
Redistribute
Private Sector
Work
Reagan
Additional drinking
Start the night off with a gimme – Take a drink for each person or organization that your candidate thanks in his opening remarks.
If your candidate has any type of numbered or multi-step plan – Take one drink for each number.
Each time you see your candidate force an awkward grin or laugh while his opponent is insulting him or disparaging his policies – Take a drink.
If you need help keeping score, our friends got your back. They will be keeping a live count via Twitter.