How To Make Christmas More About Tim Tebow
People are freaking out and can’t contain themselves. If you’re looking to weave Tebow-Mania into your Christmas narrative this year, you’re in luck. There are plenty of Christmas gifts that feature everyone’s favorite saintly professional football player:
A Personalized Tebow Jersey– The NFL’s online store lets people personalize their #15 Broncos jersey with the name Jesus on the back. See prices per size from the NFL Store.
A Tebow Bust– If you can’t actually hang out with Tebow, wouldn’t it be nice to at least hang out with a statue of him? For only $12,000, you can have a 16-inch tall bronze statue of the phenom delivered to your home.
W.W.T.D.?– If you’re familiar with the “What Would Jesus Do?” slogan, you might want to consider “What Would Tebow Do?” t-shirts. They are printed in the classic Bronco colors, and pretty comical, and pretty cheap. It’ll only cost you $19.99.
Tebowing Christmas Cards– Send out Christmas cards showing Tebow “Tebowing” next to Baby Jesus. This gem will only cost you $15.00 plus shipping off of eBay.