Ron Jeremy is still in the hospital recovering from two surgeries for a heart aneurysm. He called into TMZ to tell them that he is doing very well! Can't keep a sexy mustache down for too long.

He released a statement to TMZ saying the following:

"Thank you all for the concern and well wishes, I'm doing very well thanks to modern technology!"

Apparently Jeremy suffers from the same condition that ended up killing John Ritter. Jeremy said his condition came from being careless, being heavy and having high blood pressure. Clearly having sex more than any other man alive didn't give him this condition.

It would have been way too ironic to hear Jeremy's doctor say, "Ron's not LONG for this world."