Here Is The Oddest Police Report You’ll Read All Week
Evansville, Indiana has become the epicenter of one of the biggest mysteries in the country — a hole filled with porn.
Police received a dispatch call from a resident who reported a large hole in their yard. Only this wasn’t any ordinary hole: it was filled to the brim with pornography.
Police are still investigating the matter and we’re assuming took the offending material as “evidence” for their extensive investigation.
So far, there doesn’t seem to be any indication that the incident is anything more than a simple invasion of private property with the unauthorized digging. That is unless gophers are starting to get the itch for Lisa Ann and we can’t say we blame them.
[Via 103 GBF]