One of the earliest Chrsistmas memories I have is being in the school Christmas play. Every year the school would put on a Christmas production which, of course, always featured Christmas music. While I can honestly say I couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle on it, I always was involved because I was a ham and could speak loudly and clearly. For some of us however, our moment in the bright lights of the Christmas school play didn't go so smoothly. Comedian Tim Hawkins remembers one particular Christmas gaffe.