This entire post will be about our crush Christina Hendricks but at no point will it mention her chest. That is a promise. There is so much more about her to love beside her giant, perfect, squeezable…let’s just move on.

Born in Knoxville, Tennessee, but raised in Twin Falls, Idaho since the age of three, Hendricks is actually a natural blonde but began dying her hair at the age of 10. In 1989, her family moved to Virginia, where Hendricks appeared in several high school plays and local community theater. Well, this is all boring so far, but let’s truck along. There has to be something interesting to discuss besides her front-bumpers. Oh, there is the fact she is married to this guy….

Who is probably most well known for doing this and for being Mr. Christina Hendricks. That’s all we’ve got. Nothing really to discuss but her chest. We just don’t want to stoop to that level. It’s beneath us and really all that needed to be said or joked about in regard to the apple dumpling shop above her abdomen has been done elsewhere. Christina is our crush and we heart her hard. Have a fantastic day.

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LOOK AT THAT RACK! SERIOUSLY! LOOK! THAT’S A TRICK BECAUSE YOU CAN’T NOT LOOK! IT’S JUST LIKE THE SUN! YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN’T STARE BUT YOU CAN’T HELP YOURSELF! YOU’RE GOING TO LOOK UNTIL YOU CAUSE YOURSELF TEMPORARY BLINDNESS BUT IT WILL ALL BE WORTH IT. WE HOPE YOU GO BLIND BECAUSE IT MEANS LESS EYES ON HER AND MORE FOR US TO LOOK AT! WE REALIZE THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE BUT THE WORLD DOESN’T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE WHEN CHRISTINA HENDRICKS IS IN A LOW CUT DRESS! HER CHEST IS EVEN CAUSING US TO WRITE ALL IN CAPS. WE CAN’T FIGHT IT. BBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBSSSSSSSSSS!

Well. That worked out well.