Can You Take On The Triple Bypass Burger?

Mover over Chip Douglas, it's chow down with Keith this time! The Triple Bypass Burger from Charlie Boy's in New Hartford is the mission and I chose to accept it. Did I self destruct? Read on to find out the aftermath...

No joke, this sucker is actually called that and causes EXACTLY what it's name implies (just kidding)! Decided to mosey on out to Charlie Boy's for dinner a little while ago with a coupon for a free root beer float if I got one of these, so I was like, whatever I like burgers I'll just order that. Didn't even read the menu to see what it was and had no idea what I was in for!

Imagine my complete surprise when this comes out of the window!!

Sucker musta measured over  inches tall and was kept together with a butter knife which was practically buried all the way into it like excalibur! My kids and patrons alike were like, no way is he gonna eat that! Of course I'm a red-blooded true American so ain't no way I'm gonna get handed that and then just wimp out! sooooo...

I squashed it down, cut it in half with the aforementioned butter knife and proceeded to try to take a bite of it... Somehow.  An undisclosed amount of bites and several dozen napkins later I actually put that thing away without hiding any in my pockets!  My kids clapped, patron's eyes went wide and my stomach gurgled! I had done it, but now what was I to do with this free root beer float now? After a minor recovery period I waddled over to the window and got my float and put that away too. Somebody shoulda called the paramedics to supervise this whole thing but thankfully they were not needed. THIS time.

So, the word of the day for "Chowdown with Keith" is HEART ATTACK (also kidding, but I should get some kinda reward for that besides bloating don't ya think!?) Now pardon me while I finish up this post and then pass out till Thursday from a food coma!